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UPDATED ON ...
11-25-07
Todays update includes...
OMG ... It's been over 2 years since I updated. What the hell have I been doing? Alot. I lost my job at Waldenbooks due to ringing in my own return. I had no idea it was against company policy. I didn't even take cash. I put it on a gift card and used it at Borders. After that I got a job for an imports company based out of Old Town in Kissimmee Florida. The owner found out why I was fired from Walden and decided to fire me for "stealing from the till." Of which I never did. They had 3 cameras set up in the store, one of which directly behind the register, and could not provide proof. Unfortunately Florida is a right to work state, which means an employer can fire you for whatever reason, whenever they want, so my only recourse legally was to report him for not paying overtime and modifying his books. He has since gone out of business. I am now employed for a video game retailer. I personally hate the job. I can't make my own schedule while in management positions. So to get the Monday-Friday opening schedule I want, I have to take the entry level, part-time, shit paying position. So I have to save my money, and take some office courses and try and get a job in some kind of "office." In the mean time, I am planning my move back to Massachusetts, and I have to prepare for Real Estate courses up there.

This brings to mind something else. It has been a couple of years since I have heard from Hamster. If anyone knows any information, or any way I can get in contact with him, please send info to the new email address in the left hand menu.

ALSO, I want to know people still check this site. If I get a few emails from people that they have seen this page, I will begin my regular updates again. Thank you!

I also have review[s] up for the following film[s] ...

"Land of the Dead"
&
"Mr. & Mrs. Smith"


"I like the refreshing and humorous candor at The Dungeon. Their reviews are humorous and to the point and always express strong opinions whether they liked the movie or not." Duane L. Martin Webmaster - B-Movie Central

Welcome to "The Dungeon". Here I will be reviewing some of the worst movies ever made! Ok, Maybe not all are that bad but I can assure you that most are utterly horrible! That much I promise you. I only hope that you will have much fun reading the reviews as I had making them!

The reviews aren't the only thing here though. I also included a section where the readers can submit reviews of films themselves as well as a message board where we may discuss any topic you wish! There is a section for the Round Table Reviews as well. For those who don't know, a Round Table Review is one where a theme is presented by the Rogues and each of it's members has to pick a film to review that fits the theme. Sometimes these can get a bit crazy!

So just sit back, grab a nice cool glass of Lemonade and marvel at the hours upon hours of time I have, and still, waste watching these crapfests! Before you do, be sure to check out Neo's BIO, found in the INFO section to the left. Learn a little about your host and those who have suffered for my entertainment. You may find out a few things you just didn't need to know!

I would like to extend many thanks to someone in particular.


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This store is the only one brave enough to carry some of the crappiest movies I have ever seen! Remember though, that's not a bad thing!! After all, without films like these, there would be no review sites like this! Plus, they sell them off at some of the best rates in town! Now if only I could convince him to let me get a couple for free for this advertisement. :)



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