Ever read a review and based upon that review you just knew the guy was either deaf, dumb, blind, or all of the above? I'm sure many of you have felt that way and because of it you built your own pages of reviews. Not me. Nope. I love bad films and I love the pain and torture they inflict upon me and the others that I force to watch them with me. I love hearing the screams of mental anguish and the terror filled cries of "YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO PICK ANOTHER DAMN MOVIE!!" Of course, like most people, I hate it when I get my hopes for a film and it turns out to be simply awful! Thir13en Ghosts for example. I had such high hopes for that film and it turned out to be one of top 3 worst of all times. Be sure to look for my rants on why this film was awful coming soon to the Misc. Rants section.

Anyway, let me get to the point on why you clicked here, My bio! Right now I am a 26 year old male living in central Florida and I am looking for quiet nights alone with the perfect woman. I am into long moon lit walks on the beach, poetry, and extreme nipple torture & bondage. I seek the same in a ... wait. ... what? ... Wrong bio?? Oh for christ's sake ... anyway, Although. If any of you lovely ladies out there think this sounds interesting, feel free to send emails to me by clicking HERE. LoL

For as far back as I can remember, I have always been into Horror. Wait a second. Wasn't that a line from Goodfellas? My older brother, love ya Ray, was the one who got me into all this when I was a young pup. He was also the one who taught me how to pay attention to a film and appreciate the finer points. Many a night I would catch a flip-flop in the back of the head for talking to my nephew during a run of Toxic Avenger or Ninja 3: The Domination. I still have the scars. From the films, not the shoes! Thanks to my brother I am the man you see before you today. Remind me to thank you for that someday Ray. LoL (was the sarcasm too apparent?) LoL

As for my favorite films, I love Horror. It is my favorite of all the film genres. To break it down even further, I prefer Biblical Horror like Stigmata, or The Seventh Sign. I love the rush of adrenaline as the people try, as futile as it may be, to escape an overwhelming horror like demons on Earth, or the dead rising from their graves in astronomical numbers feasting on banquets of human flesh. Is it wrong to cheer for the bad guy though? I mean hell,Most of the heroes in the movies are so back-asswards they Forest Gump their way through life. They deserve to wear their lower intestine as Mardi Gras beads. But alas, that week long party never comes their way! It's a travesty I tell you!!

My other favorite films are ones from the Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and stupid comedy genres. Sure, Deuce Bigalow isn't on the same level as say Empire Strikes Back, But without diversity like this, we would all be Republicans!